I have seen it way too many times...that asshole up in some dark control room in front of a computer screen who, at the click of a button, can make the Hero do the impossible, or make the Villain, all powerful. It is rediculous and annoying. And they always have one of those stupid headsets on and spit out corny wisecracks (i.e. "The Quaterback is Toast" - Die Hard) whenever they magically open a door, or see some shadowy figure sneek up on the hero. They are a tool of lazy writers/directors to justify how characters are able to get out of the impossible situation that they (the writers and directors) put them in in the first place. How about instead of relying on the wisecracking geek to disable the security cameras at precisely the right moment, you just kick in the door and start shooting...or beat some random security guard's ass and take his clothes? You know you are going to get caught eventually, so why postpone it, Mr. Generic Action Movie Man.
Guilty Movie - Character Name:
1. Die Hard - Theo (Pictured and Quoted Above)
2. The Matrix Reloaded - Link (Featured in Video Above)
3. Goldeneye (James Bond) - Boris
4. Eagle Eye - The Entire Movie
5. Bait - Same as Above
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Yo Droog, I assume you hit up the U2 show last night?
That assumption is as accurate as me assuming that you watched an entire episode of Martin last night.
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