Declaration of the Droog - Random Booty!!

Declaration of the Droog; Article #005 - Athletes and CElebrities need to stop banging random chicks with nothing to lose...they will ALWAYS put you on blast and you will ALWAYS get Caught.



As Tiger Woods is the latest Victim, he has made this declaration more true than ever. He cheated on his wife with a miscellaneous bar skank, got caught, allegedly got beat up by his wife, allegedly tried to escape from her wrath, crashed his escalade into a tree, then his wife allegedly tried to "rescue" him while smashing his window with a golf club, Tiger remains silent about the situation in honor of privacy, then, as a final headache, the random chick opens up to the public and publishes a voicemail that Tiger allegedly left her begging her to remove her name from her phone line:



First of all...If this is a real voicemail...TIger is a Jackass. WTF does her name on her phone line have to do with how it appears in your phone? You can save the number as Bert's Butcher Shop, and It will come up on your cell phone as ummm...Burt's Butcher Shop. Unless...She was calling a land line...Did Tiger give this chick his HOME Number? Damn, homie...I hope he wasn't that stupid. After listening to it again, I think he was asking her to remove her name from the Voicemail message because his wife was randomly calling numbers on his phone. Either way, at this point, I believe that the voicemail is fake. WHy the hell would a Billionaire who is cheating on his wife with a random chick call her, leave a message, and say "Hey this is Tiger". If he was arrogant enough to think that he wouldn't get caught that is one thing, but Dude was obviously scared, so It's hard to believe he was stupid enough to leave his name on her voicemail.


Anyway, the point is that Celebrities and powerful public figures should refrain from banging random chicks that have nothing to lose. Because in the end, they will always betray you. It would be much smarter to cheat with someone who also has as much as you to lose. Because these random waitresses will only benefit from reporting to the public that "I slept with [insert married celebrity name here]". Because as we have learned with previous Tiger-like situations in the Either that, or you don't get married. How bout that? If you plan to bang random chicks like most celebrities...what benefit do you get for being married? So is the risk of losing half of your money, losing endorsements, public humiliation, or getting chased with a golf club worth some random street booty? I think not...SO since NOT bangin random chicks isn't an option for these dudes, it might be best if they don't even get married in the first place.