Pen Therapy: The Art of Written Redemption

Seems like every time a celebrity gets in trouble, they have their fake press conference apology, get dropped from some of their sponsors, admit that they have an "addiction", check into rehab, then write a book to erase all of the bullsh!t that got them into trouble in the first place. Personally, I am all about redemption and second chances and will never (almost never) be against someone getting a second chance after their apology, and/or prison sentence, But what I am against is these assholes writing sh*tty books claiming their victim role and revealing "dark" irrelevant secrets that are intended to make us feel sorry for them. ANd beyond the book, what pisses me off over all things is the F*cking Book Tour! These bastards parade around all the talk shows and news programs confessing their "guilt" and cry to Oprah and Barbara Walters about how their life has been so negatively affected. Shut the Hell up...all of this deep sh!t is just for the sake of selling a book and nothing else. It is so forced and artificial, that I can often see the dollar signs in their eyes. It is sickening. Get the f*ck outta here with that ol Scrooge MCDuck sh*t, Dog...Seriously!


Specific Examples; Andre Agassi's Meth COnfession and Tim Donaghy's (The Gambling NBA Ref) bullsh*t sob story about how much he needed help from his gambling addiction. #1) Tim Donaghy, F*ck You! You are an asshole cheating b*tch who abused power in one of the most influential roles in all of sports...I don't care who else did it, or How you think that the NBA wasn't Fair"...Your dumb ass got caught, and now you are the poster child for Crooked Refs. F*ck You. #2.) Andre Aggassi, Nobody cares that you didn't like Tennis back when you were dominating the sport...and it actually makes you come off as less remorseful and depressed as you intended, but more like an arrogant opportunist. "Yeah, I beat the sh*t out of everybody, but I didn't even care about tennis...That's just how good I really was...and I was High. NOW BUY MY BOOK!!" Plus...It happened 20 years ago and means nothing to the sport...all it does is deflate the admiration that your fans once had and make you look like a pathetic drug addict spoiled brat. If you have moved on from this dark time in your life, then why are you revisiting it for free...Nobody knew this sh*t or cared about it, until you voluntarily brought it up! Wigga, Please!


I think that is ridiculous and I am tired of this formula. It annoys the sh*t out of me and I want it to stop. In a perfect world, the writers of these books would not be allowed to earn any profit from these terrible books and maybe that would motivate future assholes decide to stop writing them...but since that will Never happen, I have decided to contribute to the issue. Which brings me to my newest web series in which I will display books that I believe should be or should have been written as Pen Therapy Books. Note to all of the dull knives and Obsessed Fans (i.e. EdgyBono) who like to throw around words like "Libel" and "Defamation of Character". All these sh*ts are fake and intended for comedy purposes ONLY. So please just laugh or shut the hell up.

Now onto business...Although I am so exhausted from constantly hearing about this story, it's inclusion in this series was an absolute must and perfect for the debut. And Now I present to you, oh my brothers, Blackdroog.com's latest Blog Series:

Pen Therapy #001 - Tiger Woods