Sham Won't

This guy has got to be the most annoying person on television. I want to punch the TV every time I hear his condescending tone. If I want to pay $20 a month for paper towels...then that's what I am going to do, jackass. How bout I beat you with a sham wow and see how much it REALLY can absorb? And nice "fresh out of the gutter" hair cut, d*ckhead.