Confessions of A Suburban Black Dude

The Suburban Black dude takes a lot of sh!t. His "Blackness" is Questioned, he is perceived to have a silver spoon, he gets accused of "Acting White", Being soft, being an Uncle Tom and a whole lot of other ignorant stereotypes. Well, as a Former Suburban Black Dude, I am here to speak on behalf of all of the Suburban black dudes out there to dispel some of those nasty Rumors and shed light on some of their dark secrets.


1.) Suburban black dudes aren't soft or weak, they are just too lazy to be thugs. Being a thug is too much work...You always have to be "on" to maintain your thugness. You can't be a thug and be seen going to church with your Mom. You can't be a thug and play any video games that aren't Madden. You can't be a thug and be seen walking a dog that isn't a Pitbull. And additionally, you always have to prove your thugness. If you are in any kind of conflict, you have to at least knock a fool out in order not to get stripped of your thug tittle. So Suburban black dudes aren't soft, they just aren't motivated enough to be thugs.

2.) If a Suburban black dude does well in school, it doesn't mean that he's "Trying to Be White" it is because he has no choice, but to go to college. They can't rap because they're nor "Thugs" and we all know that the non thug rappers, don't get any air play and they are broke...AND most of the Suburban rappers went to college anyway. Suburban Black Dudes can't rely on tier parent's money because most suburban black dudes come from middle class families and middle class families can't afford college without scholarships or grants.

3.) If you see a Suburban black dude dating a white girl...it's not because he has some deep rooted hatred towards black women...or that he is scared of black women, it is because he only has 3 black chicks to choose from compared to the 100,000,000 white and asian chicks that he comes in contact with through daily life.

More to come...

Miles Austin is For Real!

A lot of people questioned whether Austin's Week 5 Heroics were a fluke. He proved this week that it was absolutely not a fluke. 171 yards, 2 Touchdowns in a 37-21 win over the Falcons. If it were up to me, Roy Williams would be moved to #3. Because after the KC game, Austin proved to be the #2. But after the Falcons game, Roy Williams proved to be a #3 Receiver. Post demotion Patrick "Nondescript" Crayton Caught a touchdown and ran back a punt for a TD. Seems like an easy choice. The Cowboys could easily have been in the same place with Damn, Homie Award Recipient, Terrel Owens. Oh well.

Source: NFL.com

Drew Brees = Best QB in the NFL

That is all...there is nothing much else to say, Drew Said it all on the field. If you haven't seen it already, check the game summary for yourself. Unbelievable.

Oh and Drew Brees also shares a number with My Favorite QB in the League, so he's alright in my book.

Source: NFL.com

More C'mon Son!!!

Still lovin this sh!t. I have officially joined the C'mon Son Movement! For those of you that are a little slow, I present to you...

Ed Lover's C'mon Son

Random Retro Sh*t - Scared Straight

Holy sh!t!!! This is classic material right here. Scared straight was a program designed to keep troubled kids out of Prison. They Did so by throwing the kids in a room with a bunch of convicted Murderers. What proceeded was over an hour of these criminals going on long tirades about butt rape, shanks and more bloddy violence all while insulting the hell out of the kids and disrespecting their entire existence on earth. EXAMPLE: Dude walks up to speak. "There's 2 of ya'll that I don't like already" He walks up to each and points them out. "You got one time to smile at me and I'm gonna turn yo teeth upside down" He says while shaking a fist inches away from the kid's face. Then he asks; "Where are your shoes?" Then throws the kid's Shoes across the room: "Now walk home Barefoot, f*ggot!"



I wish that once a week I could take these guys with me during my regular daily activities and have them Scare F*ckas Straight on call. I would bring them to work: "You make them copies, f*aggot!"...I would take them grocery shopping: "B!tch, I don't give a f*ck what the sign says, you are gonna take me and my 27 items befoe I kick you head off yo neck" I would have them answer the phone for me: "Muthaf*cka, You Pay that sh!t For Me...I'm Broke today, f*ggot!". I would take them with me in the car during Rush Hour so they can yell out the window; "Muthaf*cka, If you don't move that got damn car out our way, I will pull yo neckbone out yo mouth muthaf*cka" That might be a little excessive, but the point is that these dudes were way over the top and did their Job way too well.

As hilarious as this stuff is to watch, apparently it worked. According to the Scared Straight 20 Years Later Special, Only 1 of the 17 kids that participated ended up going to prison. And he had already planned to be a career thief before they even got to the prison. I guess he stayed true to his goals and got what he wanted. Damn Shame.

Hulk Hogan Tried to Body Himself? Stop Lyin!!!

Unfortunately It's True, but Fortunately, he failed. I heard it on the radio and was immediately disturbed this morning, Brother. Apparently the Hulkster reveals in his book that he tried to commit suicide, Brother. As a former hulk-a-maniac, you can imagine that this news shocked me, Brother. Hulk F*ckin Hogan Attempted Suicide. HELL NO...He body slammed Andre the mutha F'n Giant!!!!!! He was a childhood hero back in the 80's and even though the evil demons at VH1 have successfully made him a parody of himself (much they did to Flavor Flav), Brother, I can't ignore the fact the Hulk was the man back in the day, Brother.



According to the Hulkster's book, After being depressed about his divorce, he gulped down an ass load of Xanax and Rum, then grabbed the gat...and just when the trigger finger started itchin'...the phone rang...and who was on the other line? None other Than The Greatest's Greatest Daughter, Laila Ali. Details of the conversation have not yet been published, but Here's My account of what I believe happened.



Phone: Ring Ring Ring!
Hulk: Who The F*ck is This, Calling me at 5:46 in the Mornin, Crack of Dawn N?
Ali: Yo Hulk, You was buggin today at American Gladiators, Brother. You Straight?
Hulk: I'm Just a little Down, Brother. Can't take it anymore, Brother.
Ali: But think about all the little Hulk-a-maniacs...They Need You.
Hulk: You're Right, Brother. THe Hulk A Maniacs Need Me. Thanks Brother.


NOTE: I make light of this situation, because I am glad that he didn't follow through with his plan. After Michael Jackson's murder (i mean accidental death) The child that I used to be would be completely devastated and heartbroken if The Hulkster got taken out early too. But thankfully, Laila was the perfect Hulk-A-Maniac at the perfect time...Brother.

Source: CNN

BlackDroog's 200th Anniversary!

Lady and Gentleman, earlier today...The BlackDroog celebrated Post #200. That's right. 200!!! I don't know what that means, or what I should do to celebrate but I thought it was something that should be noted.

C'mon Son!!!!!

While trolling through the dark catacombs of the internet, I stumbled upon what is porbably the most awesome thing to hit the internet since BlackDroog.com. Ed Lover's "C'Mon Son!" And for those who don't know what it is...watch the video below and bask in it's greatness. Mr. Lover has taken the business of being an internet asshole to great new heights and he has motivated me to step my game up on The Black Droog's very own Damn Homie Awards. Granted, mine came first, but "C'mon Son!" is an inspiration. And while I am giving shout-outs, it is only fitting that something as Awesome as "C'mon Son!" would spawn from one of the most recognizable and influential figures 0f 90's Hip Hop.

Absolutely Hilarious!!!!

The Michael Bay Effect - Ensemble Cluster F*ck

The Ensemble Cluster F*ck is one of the most annoying Movie/TV trends I can think of. It is when a Movie or TV show has a large cast of actors that is f*cking huge but still not as big as the ego's of the actors. This translates to a Cluster F*ck of Choppy Story telling and arbitrary lines and gratuitously irrelevant close ups. In this situation, good story telling is sacrificed for the sake of screen time. The end result is a f*cking mess. In Television shows like the CSI's The LAw and Order's and Criminal Minds, every cast member has a different piece of information that they conveniently blurt out while everyone is collectively trying to figure out why the killer chose blondes instead of redheads. The end result looks like all 8 cops read the same report, however the report was shredded prior to them reading it and everyone picked up handful of paper spaghetti.



In those annoying "Sleek and Stylish" movies like Smokin Aces and Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen, the cast spends too much time trying to Out Cool Each other with horrible one liners, slow motion walks, etc. Ensemble movies need to be done in a way that stays true to the art of story telling yet do not fall victim of the ego curse while trying to keep up with the close ups and one liners from each actor. Examples: Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Boogie Nights. Each of those three movies feature ensemblse of A list actors, but stay true to the story telling in the sense that you are not aware that you are looking at an ensemble cast of A list actors but you are seeing a hell of a story.





Guilty Movies/TV Shows:

1. The Italian Job
2. Ocean's 11, 12, 13
3. Smokin' Aces
4. Once Upon a TIme in Mexico
5. CSI (All of Them)
6. Law & Order (All of Them)
7. All Doctor Shows or SHows that Take Place in A Hospital
8. Lucky Number Slevin
9. E60 on ESPN
10. Dexter

Wood Harris All Stars - Buggin' Out

Buggin' Out (Giancarlo Esposito) from Do The Right thing is the most important and powerful character in WHAS history...so far. Buggin out was a loud-mouthed, over the top ticking time bomb sonofab!tch. But he was f*ckin' awesome. He is the master of the maniacal tirade and is one of the Black Droog's inspirations when it comes down to arguing a point and sticking to your values no matter what. As far as the Movie is concerned, there are 2 schools of thought behind Buggin Out's role.



A.) his over the top rage over an insignificant issue such as "Ain't No Brothas on the Wall, Man" in Sal's Finest was an overreaction due to his lack of motivation which unecessisarily caused Radio Raheem's Death and B.) He was 100% right in his anger and Sal's overreaction and inherent racism caused Radio's Death. Clearly if you believe option A is accurate, you are an asshole, but no matter what, Buggin Out was the catalyst for everything that Made Do The Right Thing such a powerful and timeless work of American Cinema.

And Speaking of Buggin Out's Overreactions, below, let us take time to appreciate the amazing scene when the random white dude scuffed up Buggin's Jordans.

"Yo them sh!ts is BROKE!!!" CLASSIC!!!

Rap hater #031

Kool G Rap - On The Run

Kool G Rap is one of the best story teller's in all of music...He's like a black MArtin Scorcesse or a Gangsta Version of Spike Lee. He can paint a picture so vivid with his words that you can close your eyes and feel like you are in a movie theater. But for those of you that are a little slow, the latest installment in the Rap Hater Video Series is a track that epitomizes G Rap's signature style and superior story telling.

DOA - McDonald's Commercials

McDonald's commercials have contributed to the destruction of america through their obsessive need to rape black american culture in order to sell thier food...They have been doing this for years and of course they have been successful business, but at what Price? Is the soul of a generation worth Millions of Dollars in Burger/Nugget Sales? Of course it is...hence the Destruction of America.

Then...


Now...

Damn, Homie Award - Low Expectations

Derek Anderson (Cleveland Browns)

On Sunday, October 11, 2009 Mr. Anderson completed 2 passes for 23 total yards in the Cleveland Browns 6-3 "win" over the Buffalo Bills. He Played the entire game.

Source: NFL.com

DAMN, HOMIE!!!!

BlackDroog's Person of The Week

Miles Austin - Dallas Cowboys Receiver/Savior

Just when everybody thought that the underachieving Dallas Cowboys were going to lose to the winless Chiefs...Miles Austin gets a 60+ yard Touchdown...then when the Dallas Defense pisses away the lead and allows the winless Chiefs to score a touchdown in about 2 minutes, sending the game into OT...Miles Austin gets a 60+ yard touchdown. Austin finished with 250 receiving yards and 2 TD's and simultaneously saved Tony Romo's reputation (for now) and exonerated the Cowboys Defense's awful performance.

Source: ESPN.com

Conversely...the BlackDroog Jackass of the week is...ME. I have both Miles Austin and Patrick Crayton on my Fantasy Football team, and guess who I started? That's right. Patrick Muthaf*ckin Crayton thinking that he would be the #1 option in Roy William's absence. In the end Crayton finished with 2 fantasy points...Austin 36.

UPDATE: On the strength of Michael Turner's 3 touchdowns and Matt "Broken Ribs" Hassleback's 4 Passing Touchdowns...I STILL won my Fantasy Football Matchup by over 20 points. THis is also due to the fact that My opponent started the 49ers Defense who allowed 45 points from the Atlanta Falcons...Now who's the Jackass???

Da Garlic - Send In The Clowns...And Riot Police

Chaos added to the Curriculum at Local Clown College

NOV 31 - Violence erupted at a local Clown College last night when students from a neighboring Mime University attempted a poorly planned and even poorer executed Homecoming prank. Riot police needed to be brought in to restore peace to the campus of Biggazzshoos Clown College after students began to brawl with other students from BCC's Rival, Tight Lips University. According to witnesses, the members of BCC's Crump Dancing team were outraged when they realized that their white face paint had been replaced with Dudley's Lye Hair Relaxer. BCC Crump Dancer, Gunther Van Sustren, said "F*ck those mimes...they alway mess with us because they can't Crump it up like us...thier jealous b!tches with gay hats." WHile demonstrating his Crump skills, Van Sustren also added, "Look at me! My Face is all dry and peeling and sh!t like old lady feet...somebody had to get knocked out over that sh!t." When asked why the rivaly with the BCC Crump Team had gotten so serious, D'Angelo Jenkins, captain of the TLU Crumpy Killaz Dance Team replied "__________" followed by what appeared to be variation of the universal "jerk off" hand gesture.

NOTE: Da Garlic is FAKE News intended for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any Similarities to real events are simply coincidental.

The Rock Hater is Born...

At long last...I bring to you, the Rock Hater. My Newest Blog Series. Much like the Beloved Rap Hater Series...The Rock Hater will highlight all that reasons why most rock music Sucks, especially the new sh!t. As with the Rap Hater, I will do this by focusing my attention on those obscure and sometimes rare bands that have surfaced in the last 15-20 years and showcasing why those few are superior to everything else. Unlike the Rap Hater, I am not particularly targeting a specific era. I am leaving this one more open, because the era when Rock Music was at it's peak was the Late 60's to the mid 70's and I wasn't alive to witness it.



Based on the previous posts, people might say "This guy doesn't know sh!t about Rock Music...He only listens to 90's Rap music...WTF does he know?" Initially that could be a valid point, but you are wrong. And for the record, My Rock Music Fandom revolves the following truths:

1...Pink Floyd Is the Greatest Rock Band in the History of Music.
2...U2 Sucks.
3...Post "The Bends" Radiohead is Musically Perfect in Every Way.
4...Pre-Starship Grace Slick > Janis Joplin.
5...Pink Floyd's Greatness is attributed more to David Gilmour's vocals than to Roger Waters' Songwriting.
6...Jim Morrison (The Doors) was f*ckin Awesome.
7...Jimi Hendrix = Best Ever!
9...Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin) Playing the guitar with a violin Bow is the coolest sh!t I have ever seen done with a guitar.
10...Rolling Stones - "Paint It Black" is My Favorite Rock Song.



11...Black Blues Artists inspired all that is Rock & Roll and don't get enough credit.
12...Interpol is the best "American" Rock Band in the last 10 years.
13...80's Hair/Glam Rock is nauseating.
14...Sitars, Keyboards and Bongo's make good bands great.
15...Murray Lightburn (The Dears) is a musical Genius.
16...TV On The Radio = Best Rock Band since Interpol.
17...TV On The Radio = Best Live Rock Show I've ever been to.
18...I have no idea what EMO is, but I'm pretty sure it sucks balls.
19...Being from New York, Wearing Tight pants, and looking like a heroine addict, doesn't mean that your band doesn't suck (Unless your band's Name is Interpol).
20..."It's been a long night and I hate the F*ckin Eagles" - The Dude



Stay Tuned...

Ben is Dead...

Ben Ali, The founder of Ben's Chili Bowl, died today at age 82. As previously stated on this website, Ben's Chili Bowl is as much of a Washington D.C. institution as The White House, Antwan "Big G." Glover, The Exorcist Stairs, The Washington Monument and Corrupt Politicians...Maybe even more. The Chili Dogs taste like bread and heaven. Thanks, Ben.

Rest in Peace.

Source: The Washington Post

Black Droogs

Damn, Homie Award - Public Humiliation

Damn, Homie Award - Public Humiliation: Lebron James' Boy

First you get punched in the face by Cleveland Browns Receiver, Braylon Edwards (who by the way, is the biggest bust on my Fantasy Football Team). Then, after it is reported on every sports related news outlet, your boy Lebron James comes to your defense and compares you to one of his children.

Lebron James Official Statement: "I've never crossed paths with Braylon before, but it seems like there's a little jealousy going on with Braylon and me and my friends. I have no idea why. I've never said anything to Braylon at all. But for him to do that is very childish. My friend is 130 pounds. Seriously. It's like hitting one of my kids. It doesn't make sense." Source: ESPN

Damn, Homie!

UPDATE: Braylon Edwards just got Traded...most likely due to his poor performance and his recent beating of Lebron's son (I mean, Friend). His new Team, The New York Jets are 3-1 without him...not sure how well that's gonna work out for Bray.

Source: Pro Football Talk (NBC Sports)

Congratulations to Shyne

UPDATE: After I originally posted this, I read that Shyne is now being held by Immigration Officials and might face deportation.

Source SOHH.com

I heard roumors that Shyne was released from prison today. I will post the proof once I confirm but, if it's true, I'm glad for homie. He was the Victim of the abusive Power of Mr. Sean Diddy and had to take the fall for a night club shooting. At first you say..."He's an idiot, Why would he shoot at someone in a club, hit somebody, and expect not to get locked up?" But when you dig deeper, you see that he was most likely a pawn for his Boss and was in a situation when it was perceived that he "Had no choice." My Conspiracy theory is as follows: J. Lo had the gun in her purse (becaause bouncer's don't check chicks for guns), Dude in the club was talking sh!t to Diddy (Puff at the time) Diddy tells shyne something to the tune of: "Handle this clown for me, and I'll make you rich." Shyne pops off. Diddy plays dumb. Shyne goes to Prison.

Reference: Shyne's Biography

Diddy was also accused of turning his back on Shyne in order to protect himself. Shyne explains below:



But now all of that is in the past and Shyne is out. His first album was a classic Rap Album. So hopefully, if he chooses to get back into the Rap game, he can repeat his past greatness. Until then, I will leave you with Shyne's first hit:

Rap Hater #030

Crooklyn Dodgers - Crooklyn/The Return

Today's installment in the Rap Hater Video Series is a Double Play, which Takes up back to the days of the "Posse Cut". Back in the day, Rappers used to get along, because they got along, they actually did songs together. And that is where we got the benefit of all these Temporary Super Groups. And with that said, I will leave you with 2 of the best Posse Cuts of the era...

Da Garlic - Jeans Not "Lil" Enough for Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne Refuses to Perform Because Jeans Aren't Tight Enough



FEB 30th - After arriving to his dressing room before his show in Maquokata, Iowa, Rapper Lil Wayne (aka Dwayne Carter) was immediately disgusted to see that all of the jeans provided were "at least 2 sizes too big". Carter went deeper into a furious tirade when a member of his entourage noted that "All them sh!ts already look too little to me, boss".

During his tantrum Carter said; "These b!tches too big, ya heard? Ladies love the balls, Ya heard? If Ladies can't see the balls, Wayne don't get paid, Ya heard?" The situation was later diffused when intern, Roshida Stravinski offered to volunteer her leggings to Wayne for his performance.

NOTE: Da Garlic is FAKE News intended for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any Similarities to real events are simply coincidental.

Da Garlic - Mickey's New Look

Disney Prepares for WWIII by Unveiling Post-Apocalypse Mickey



SEP 31st - Disney Europe visitors were shocked and terrified after being greeted by the New Post Apocalypse Mickey Mouse at the front gate. In Response to the waves of children seen screaming and running in fear at the sight of the New Mascot, Disney Europe Executive Vice President of Public Affairs & Bad Children, Sebastian Burnette, said; "We anticipated that Post Apocalypse Mickey Mouse would terrify Children at first, but we feel like it was a necessary sacrifice to ensure that Disney is able to profit from the Death and Destruction of Mankind."

Disney also plans to Unveil other new characters, such as Nuclear Holocaust Goofy, and Murderous Rampage Because I Just Got Laid Off From My Sh!tty Job Donald Duck by fall 2010.

NOTE: Da Garlic is FAKE News intended for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any Similarities to real events are simply coincidental.

Rap Hater #29

Nine Feat. Smoothe Da Hustler - Make or Take

Love this f***** song!!! Smooth beat over two of the signature grimy raspy voices of the 90's. I miss Nine and Smoothe. Dudes today try too hard to sound soft and "sexy" (No Homo) What part of the Game is that??!!!!?!?!

The Rap Hater Experiment - REMIXED

To all of the "fans" of the Rap Hater Experiment...I believe it is time to take it to another level. As of today (day 41)I have decided to take this Time Travel Experiment deeper and focus on Full Albums. Previously, I have been listening to random songs from my 90's Playlists, but by focusing on full albums, I feel I will ttruly capture how Awesome and Superior 90's Hip Hop is compared to every other era, sub-genre and style of hip hop music.


The only way for this to work is to pick albums that I may have missed back in the day, and never listened to in full and pair them with the Classic albums that I loved back when they originally dropped. So for every obscure (or lesser known) album that I listen to, I will listen to one of my favorites.

Now the hard part...determining a methos for picking the albums. There could be a few ways that I can do this:

1.) Organize my 90's Rap albums Alphabetically and go down the list...
2.) Hand Pick Favorites and Obscure Albums
3.) Blindly pick Albums fromm a pool of both obscure and favorites lists.

I will be taking Suggestions from my reader...What you think, Homie? Help me out.

The Michael Bay Effect - "Freeze!!"

Every time a cop pulls out a gun in a movie, they yell "Freeze!" and the criminal NEVER stops running. Then the cop yells it again, letting the criminal get even further away...then the cop shoots inevitable poorly aimed shots and riddles the surrounding walls and windows with bullets. The Bad Guy isn't frozen, he gets away. Real cops don't yell "Freeze!" they something like "Get the f*ck out of the car!" "Get the f*ck on the ground!" and any combination of words that involves somebody "Getting the f*ck." on something or to somewhere.


Guilty Movies

1. ALL OF THEM!!!!

The Rap Hater Experiment - Day 39

Still bangin them 90's hits. Still lovin' it. And my recent departure from the experiment in order to participate in the Cuban Linx 2 event was very worthwhile. In fact, I recently checked the Billboard charts and Cuban Linx 2 peaked at #4 in the top 200. (Source: Billboard.com) This actually had me thinking that maybe the days of Real Hip Hop are coming back. For Raekwon to debut at #4 with little promotion, an independent label and the fact that his music is the complete opposite of the current rap trash, makes me think that he will, in fact, change the rap game...again. I will keep an ear out for the change, but unfortunately, I'm not confident enough to hold my breath.

Today's Rap Hater Pic:



"I sip the Dom P, watchin Gandhi til I'm charged...Then writin in my book of rhymes, all the words pass the margin" - Nasty Nas, The WOrld is Yours!

Today's Rap Hater 5:

1. Ras Kass - Spul On Ice (Soul on Ice 1995)
2. Wu-Tang - Reunited (Wu-Tang Forever 1997)
3. M.O.P. - Fly Nigga (First Family 4 Life 1998)
4. Mobb Deep - Peer Pressure (Juvenille Hell 1993)
5. Outkast - Claimin True (Southernplayalisticadillacmusic 1994)

BlackDroog Presents...Da Garlic

FYI...The Onion is one of my favorite publications. For those who are unfamiliar with the Onion, I have a link to the right. They are the self proclaimed "World's FInest News Source" and specialize in fake stories that look and read so real that they can sometimes make you say to yourself "Damn, is that true...I think that one actually DID happen". But regardless...the onion is f'n hilarious. Originally, Onion stories would include a picture, caption, headline and story...however, they eventually went as far as to create fake television stories too. The TV stuff is hit or miss, but the pictures accompanied by fake headlines are classic.

Da Garlic is my "tribute" to the Onion. I call it a tribute because that is the only way I can jack their idea without facing any legal issues.

Stay Tuned...

The Michael Bay Effect - Villain Confessions

This is perhaps the worst of all Movie Clichés. The hero has just stumbled into an impossible situation due to a poor lapse in judgement and is looking at immediate death from the Villain that he tried so hard to stop for 2 the past 2 hours. After a long drawn out adventure, the hero is here, defeated and an inch away from death. All the Villain has to do is pull the trigger, and the movie is over. However...all the time that could be spent killing the hero and moving on with their lives, the Villain is busy explaining his "Devious Plot to take over the world".

These assholes are so self absorbed in their "Devilish Deeds" that they ruin it by talking about how great it is at the worst possible time. And to make it worse, this monologue always takes place at the end of the movie, right when there is one final piece missing in their "Fiendish Scheme".

The whole time they are talking, the Hero miraculously breaks free and kills the Villain, then saves the day. This is an annoying example of lazy writing. The motivation of the VIllain should come through character development and dialog. The prime example of a great movie villain is Bill The Butcher from Gangs of New York. He was an ignorant, murderous racist bastard, but you emjoyed the movie more every time he opened his mouth.




Guilty Movies - Characters

1.) Kill Bill - Elle Driver
2.) Dark Knight - The Joker
3.) Hannibal - Hannibal Lectar(Even though he actually escaped)
4.) Art of War - Eleanor Hooks
5.) Every Villain from Every James Bond Movie...Ever

Michael Crabtree is a D*ckhead...

He needs to fire/slapdashitoutta whoever is advising him to ruin his career and reputation. I hope Mike Singletary kicks his ass no matter what the outcome of this situation is.

The latest "news" is that his people aren't even talking to the 49ers. Source: Pro Football Talk (NBC Sports)

And incase you are unfamiliar with the situation I am referring to, here is where you can find the The Background Info.

That is all...