Wednesday, January 13, 2010

BlackDroog Special Request

Based on the success of my list on "BlackDroog The Racist", I was asked to produce a list that highlights those fraudulent beauties in Hollywood that dudes get all excited about, but really aren't all that. Either that, or they used to be hot then drastically changed themselves. By losing too much weight, botched plastic surgery, or smoking rocks. And I'm not big on judging what is beautiful and what is ugly, but all I'm saying is that these individuals are not even as hot as dudes hype them up to be...and I truly believe that it has to do with the fact that they are celebrities and nothing else. So now, I present to you...

Overrated Celebrity Chicks Who Look Like Feet



Eva Longoria Parker
Aka "Cake Face" on the account that she always looks like she has an inch of make up on at all times...well, apparently, there is a very good reason for that. (See Below)




Sarah Jessica Parker.
No Comment Necessary...



Renee Zellweger
Same as Above...



Christina Milian;
Not only does she look like she's 12 years old...but she also looks like a Bratz Doll with that big ass dome and the super weave.





Jennifer Aniston.
Never understood the appeal...she looks like a chick you would find working in the perfume department at Macy's...the one with the strong chin. Definitely overrated.



Taraji P. Henson;
I like Taraji and no, she doesn't look like a foot. But her Grinch-Like Eyebrows creep me out.




Kim Kardashian
"Oh Damn...look at that White girl with that big butt!" I'm not impressed and that sh*t probably is fake anyway! Plus...her claim to fame is getting boned on camera by Willie "Ray J" Norwood. For that reason alone...she is the Queen of the Overrated List.



Kelly Ripa
Seriously...this chick can't weigh more than 80 lbs. That Teenage Boy physique is not a good look, Kelly. Not at all.



Peace! I'm Out...Jettin' like a runaway Slave.

Shout out to Big Zo!

1 comments:

Don said...

Funny post. Damn. Kim Kardashian is flaunting that apple bottom os hers. Taraji and Alicia are the bomb.

Damn. That's Eva Longoria?